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“My Brain Has Questions” Mystery Plant T-Shirt
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“My Brain Has Questions” Mystery Plant T-Shirt

Color: Navy
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This lightweight cotton tee carries a wink of everyday humor and a quiet, curious spirit. A hand-drawn style illustration shows a puzzled person facing a wildly animated houseplant while bold, friendly lettering reads “MY BRAIN HAS QUESTIONS.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations—worn when you’re lounging with coffee, pacing through a new idea, or curled up planning the week. The soft ring-spun cotton feels relaxed against the skin and the clean crew neckline keeps the look simple and approachable. Subtle distressing of the natural fabric and neat sleeve artwork give it personality without shouting. Wear it when you want to acknowledge life’s small mysteries with a smile.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for soft, all-day comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/neck label printing options for crisp, lasting artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton, pre-shrunk so it actually stays the size you ordered.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric, breathable, wearable all day without thinking about it.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Unisex, relaxed fit. It's going to fit you.

Built to Last

Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. It's going to hold up.

Quarter-turned collar — no center crease, keeps its shape wash after wash.

Tear-away label. Remove it, no residue, no tag scratching your neck all day.

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30-day money back guarantee. If you don't love it, we'll refund it. No drama.

Printed in the U.S. — Florida and Texas, specifically.

Washing Instructions

A little care goes a long way. Here's how to keep your gear looking its best:

  1. Wash and dry inside out.
  2. Use cold or low-temperature water with a mild detergent.
  3. Skip the heavy spin cycle.
  4. Air dry when you can. If tumble drying, keep it away from heavy fabrics.
  5. If ironing is needed, use low heat on the inside — never directly on any printed areas.

Treat it right and it'll last.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Printed in the U.S. — Florida and Texas, specifically, if that matters to you.

International orders ship from printers closer to you, because we're not going to make you wait three weeks for a shirt about your anxiety.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship everywhere. Rates depend on where you are — check the shipping page for the specifics.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Of course. Once your order ships, you'll get your tracking number by email. You can use it to watch the package make its way to you, which is either satisfying or anxiety-inducing ... depending on the day.

What materials are your products made of?

Good quality, comfortable materials — the kind you actually want to wear, not just own. Exact fabric varies by item; the details are on each product page.