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"Running on Caffeine, Chaos & Trauma" Skull Coffee T-Shirt
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"Running on Caffeine, Chaos & Trauma" Skull Coffee T-Shirt

Color: Black
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Regular price  $38.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Embrace the beautifully messy reality of modern life with the "Running on Caffeine, Chaos & Trauma" Skull Coffee T-Shirt. This graphic tee perfectly captures the emotional whirlwind many of us experience daily — balancing stress, endless to-dos, and that much-needed caffeine boost. Featuring a bold skull design intertwined with coffee elements, this shirt is a hilarious and relatable way to express your mental hustle with a touch of dark humor.

Crafted as a comfortable, casual t-shirt, it’s ideal for anyone who thrives amid chaos or just needs a funny way to say, "I’m surviving on coffee and sheer willpower." Whether you're gifting it to a friend who’s always on edge or adding some edgy humor to your wardrobe, this shirt blends style and wit effortlessly. Perfect for coffee lovers, stress warriors, or those who just appreciate a clever meme turned apparel.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton, pre-shrunk so it actually stays the size you ordered.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric, breathable, wearable all day without thinking about it.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Unisex, relaxed fit. It's going to fit you.

Built to Last

Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. It's going to hold up.

Quarter-turned collar — no center crease, keeps its shape wash after wash.

Tear-away label. Remove it, no residue, no tag scratching your neck all day.

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30-day money back guarantee. If you don't love it, we'll refund it. No drama.

Printed in the U.S. — Florida and Texas, specifically.

Washing Instructions

A little care goes a long way. Here's how to keep your gear looking its best:

  1. Wash and dry inside out.
  2. Use cold or low-temperature water with a mild detergent.
  3. Skip the heavy spin cycle.
  4. Air dry when you can. If tumble drying, keep it away from heavy fabrics.
  5. If ironing is needed, use low heat on the inside — never directly on any printed areas.

Treat it right and it'll last.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Printed in the U.S. — Florida and Texas, specifically, if that matters to you.

International orders ship from printers closer to you, because we're not going to make you wait three weeks for a shirt about your anxiety.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship everywhere. Rates depend on where you are — check the shipping page for the specifics.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Of course. Once your order ships, you'll get your tracking number by email. You can use it to watch the package make its way to you, which is either satisfying or anxiety-inducing ... depending on the day.

What materials are your products made of?

Good quality, comfortable materials — the kind you actually want to wear, not just own. Exact fabric varies by item; the details are on each product page.